I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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