so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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