He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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