What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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