I love black thongs
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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