just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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