dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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