she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
But we have bathrooms and they dont
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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