i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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