oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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