That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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