porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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