You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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