the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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