question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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