did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Randomize
