Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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