Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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