I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
COCAINE IS GR8
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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