omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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