Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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