I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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