Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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