How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
This baby is an asshole
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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