I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I didn't notice because vodka
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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