So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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