Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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