it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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