in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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