She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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