i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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