i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
