Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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