I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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