Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
worst night to have a conscience
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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