Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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