After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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