Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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