I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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