I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.