I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016