just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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