i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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