Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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