I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
