come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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