So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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