I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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