this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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