Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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