Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
