I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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