I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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