Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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