I accidentally had phone sex last night
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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