what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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